dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
what do u mean ur not coming i plucked my eyebrows for this
Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.
everyone’s always like “omg coffee shop aus pls” and i’m just like omg:
A+ relationship: Playing video games together, rough sex, pizza and awful humor that only you two can laugh at.